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Go Fast Don't Die x Dispatch Heck on Wheels Seuss Camo 3/4 Sleeve Mountain Bike Jersey

Go Fast Don't Die x Dispatch Heck on Wheels Seuss Camo 3/4 Sleeve Mountain Bike Jersey

Regular price $49.00 CAD
Regular price Sale price $49.00 CAD
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Get your ride on in style! This jersey is the ultimate reminder to get your adventure on!

Go Fast Don’t Die is for those who see the danger, see the risk and see nothing in comparison to the potential of the reward. To those who hold dear that pursuit of the thrill, the best times with friends old and new and the complete lack of a safe alternative… you found the right brand.

Heck, some around this joint are wearing it as their daily wear.

  • 4 - Way stretch works with you
  • 3/4 sleeves protect you from branches and critters while allowing for additional airflow
  • Crew neck collar so you can hide that chest-hair
  • 100% Polyester means wash and go
  • Mid-weight material is perfect for cool rides or shaded loam
  • Custom hem tag with a secret message on the inside.

Choose from 5 sizes.

Limited to 150 total.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 6 reviews
Ronald S Jackson
Great Looking Jersey

Fits my son fine!

Chris Neuman
Super comfy!

Love these 3/4 sleeves, camo isnt really my jam but "heck on wheels" is rad

Aaron Stamm
Glad I got one!

I am a road cyclist but I really liked the look of the shirt and the 3/4 sleeve design. I got it for leisurewear or to put over a cycling jersey on the cold morning as an extra layer. Totally love it! Just today I rocked it as an over shirt, in west Florida. It was great 50 mile ride, at the halfway point it got hot out so I folded it up and road with it under my bibs. Great product and great looking! Thank!


I’m gonna be the dopest rider in the trails this summer.

Firas Abdeen
Heck on Wheels!

Look fast=Go fast. This piece alone increased my Strava stats by 36.7%. Paired with a custom headset cap, I’m up 69% on my average speed and 100% on swag factor.

Thanks again, Brian!

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